Kindergartenism #41:
The kids were making mothers day booklets where they had to finish different sentences. One of the sentences was "My mom is the best __________."

This was Ryder's sentence:
My mom is the best lover.

Mrs. Thaker: "Umm..Ryder, what do you mean by that?"
Ryder: "Because she loves me a lot."
Mrs. Thaker: "How does she show you that she loves you?"
Ryder: "She hugs me a lot."
Mrs. Thaker: "Ok, let's write that instead!"