Kindergartenism #19:
Logan: "I have a volcano at home. It's a pretend one."
Me: "Wow. Does it shoot out lava?"
Logan: "Yeah! It has real lava!"

Kindergartenism #20:
(While reading a book that mentions a boy and his grandpa entering to win $10 million)
Me: "Can you imagine winning that much money? There are a lot of things you could do with that!"
Mason: "I could buy 14 new lego sets!!"