Kindergartenism #21:
During a reading group reading a book about a pig taking a trip to see her family...
Me: "What is the title of this book?"
All the kids: "Pig's Trip"
Me: "What do you think this book will be about?"
Andy: "A pig falling down."
Me: "Haha, you're right, trip can mean to fall down. But I think this book is about a different kind of trip."

Kindergartenism #22:
Multiple kids: "IT'S SNOWING!!!!"
Ashton (a kiddo who barely knows his alphabet): "It's Christmas outside!! It's a winter wonderland!"

Kindergartenism #23:
Raziel: "Look, it's snowing outside! That means it's Christmas!"
Me: "No, Raziel. Snow means it's winter. Christmas is still coming."
Raziel: "No! Snow means it's Christmas!"
Me: "Are we opening presents today? It's not Christmas today."
Raziel: "No! It is Christmas outside!"