Kindergartenism #35:
The kiddos were posting signs in the classroom and hallway in hopes to catch a leprechaun. One of the signs read: "God in our room!!!" He was trying to say "Gold in our room!" :)

Kindergartenism #36:
Mrs. Thaker: "What are some things that humans need in order to live?"
Various children: "Food." "Water." "Shelter."
Liam: "Cell phones."